(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate
douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton,
Justin Bieber, their fans, et
alia.
Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.