TurboCoon

The token black player in a football/soccer team. Usually VERY fast.

Watch out for that winger, he is a TurboCoon.

Give yourself 5 yards Dave, he's a TurboCoon.

by JDream July 12, 2010

Turbaconepicentipede

We took the quail and put it inside a cornish hen, and put it inside a chicken and put it inside a duck and put it inside a turkey and took that and wrapped it in bacon and put it inside a pig and took the pig and connected to another pig anus to mouth and connected it into another pig anus to mouth... anus to mouth... anus to mouth. 100% Culinarily Accurate!

>>Dude, have you tried that Turbaconepicentipede?

>> I sure have!

by Epic Meal Time Fan November 22, 2011

turbostoner

Someone who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis but appears to function as if completely sober.

He ingested 3500mg in edibles and smoked at least a quad of extracts and he’s still going, what a turbostoner

by SaltedTerps May 20, 2020

turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.

Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!

by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009

turbotron

A wild party including: hot tubs, pterodactyls, chicken patties, space camp stories, frisbees, bug hunting, the viewing of enflamed gasoline coated kitties, and pretty much anything else you damn well feel like doing.

Kate: "What do you want to do this weekend?"
Mal: "Let's have an adventurous turbotron!"
Allison: "Aflack, yeah!"
Sarah: "...Booty."

by Aflack O'Frac April 26, 2009

turbononce

To describe a person who is more nonce-like than a typical nonce

That guy is a pure turbononce

by Rockcookiemix January 24, 2018

Turbocopter

The art of spinning around really, really fast on the spot with your arms extended horizontally while munted.

Whilst attempting a turbocopter, it can lead to making the person feel a false sense of total invincibility!

Shall randomly did a turbocopter while totally monged!

by SeraphicalShall December 9, 2008