turtlegasm 

most accurately defined as any excessive public display of uncontrolled excitement, expressed by wild shaking of head and limbs, inappropriate gyrations of the hips and irregular severe pelvic thrusting motions when in the presence of, talking about or even simply considering the thought of turtles.

Most people in the throes of a turtlegasm are also very likely to drool uncontrollably with eyes rolled back into the head while making loud gutteral gagging noises with mouth agape all the while utterly oblivious to their immediate surroundings except for any turtles that may be in close proximity. Victims of turtlegasm may also attempt to pull out their own hair, grope themselves and/or others, and inexplicably punch their genetalia.

Turtles that happen to be present while a turtlegasm is taking place have been known to be licked wildly about the head and shell and, depending on size, placed inside the front of one's pants. Newly hatched turtles are at risk of considerable harm in cases such as these although there is no malice intended.

A truly authentic turtlegasm is rare and difficult to document, although the first public turtlegasm is thought to have taken place somewhere along the southern Texas coast during a mass hatching of a clutch of critically endangered Kemp's Ridley sea turtles.

"Marcie is so in love with turtles that every time she sees something that even resembles a turtle it sends her into a turtlegasm frenzy."

turtlegasm by El Panadero August 7, 2012

turtlegasm 

a tortise-induced orgasm

i found a turtle, shoved into my ************, and had a turtlegasm!!!!!

turtlegasm by watiari January 8, 2008

ninja turtleism 

a belief that the 4 ninja turtles are really the 4 horseman of the apocalypse

dude u goin to the ninja turtleism benefit tomorrow

ninja turtleism by marceld April 2, 2010

turtlewash 

Cutest guy ever. often used with chopped, which means you dont know me

rob your a turtlewash. "you got me chopped turtlewash"

turtlewash by 123melissaNalyssa321 May 14, 2009

Tuftegasm 

A peak of pleasure brought on by beautiful information design. When data visuzliations drives deep a-ha's into your soul. Championed by Edward Tufte.

Oh, how those sparklines are layered over the small multiples! So precise, so aesthetic! A true Tuftegasm!

Tuftegasm by SaltyD23 March 20, 2012

turtlemaster 

Turtlemaster is a master of turtles.

That guy is a turtlemaster

turtlemaster by Teemoturtlenig September 26, 2013

Turtlegames 

He always freaks out and always geting angry and hes head look like he came out from prison and he have The smalledick

Turtlegames omg your Dick is so small im a leave you

Turtlegames by Malvan August 18, 2019