Tubefucker

Tubefucker is an individual to be met in almost every discussion on Youtube. It usually seems to be a poor, impotent,completely illiterate, dick-sucking patriosexual (of any nationality) without even the slightest trace of life and should be treated as such. Because of the facts mentioned, he/she loves to waste months and months sitting in front of his/her computer, typing moronic comments about other peoples' countries, their foreign policies, religion, general beliefs, colour of skin or anything at all. These inferior creatures seem to be heavily turned on by anything, that's not explicitly licking ass of their own country, race, belief, religion, sexual orientation et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum. In coping with such individuals, pay extreme caution, for tubefuckers appear to be the vast majority of Youtube users, because their comments are usually heavily thumb-upped or thumb-downed (in order of hundreds of votes). Another reason for being cautious when running into a tubefucker is their nature itself. Inferiority complex in these persons is extremely strong, so almost anything you can possibly say out loud will enrage them to the highest degree.
It should be noted, that just one tubefucker in discussion is capable of forcing author of the clip in question to disabling of comments.

Tubefucker: "yoo.... Go China..... shit up that US ass..... for god sake US must be eliminated.... US govenrment love peace??? eat my ass..... create more hi tech weapons and make US fear more China.... "

Tubefucker by Philip J. Fry June 15, 2008

timefucker 

a person who is wasting his own time !!

For example:

(playing video games,browsing internet,making a definitions for a new words etc..

hey get your ass oudoor ,,don't play that silly game You know what you are such a timefucker!!:)

timefucker by timefucker August 7, 2009

straight crazy turdfucker 

Someone who is most definitely completely out of their mind.

I’m sorry Sir, I realize that you were elected President and all, but drawing a little black Sharpie pen extension of Dorian’s imaginary path into a corner of Alabama on a National Weather Service map makes you a straight crazy turdfucker for sure!

straight crazy turdfucker by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019

turdfucker 

1. Person who is found to be generally undesirable or annoying.

2. Any one who proceeds in sexual activity with excrement. Turd (implying fecal matter) and fucker (one who fucks, engages in sexual intercourse) are combined to create a sense of one who procreates with dung.

3. Relates to one who proceeds in homosexual activity. Turd implies the leftover excrement in the anus of another man. When combined, turd and fucker translate into a word that means one who gives rather than recieves homosexual sphincter sex.

1. John pisses me off. What a turdfucker

2. John just stuck his phallus into Spunky's pile of feces. Must be a turdfucker.

3. John accepts anal penetration by Steve every week. Steve is theturd fucker.

turdfucker by donutoblivion October 25, 2006

turdfucker 

1) One who fucks turds, or;
2) A Homosexual, or fag

Marcus, you did him in the butt, you are a total turdfucker!!

turdfucker by A-Boondock-Saint January 10, 2005

tablefucker

somebody at a meal at basic training who sits down to eat after you, but gets up before you are finished eating. then your drill instructor yells at you and makes you get up too

trainee martinez is a tablefucker... he just got up and tablefucked 3 tables

tablefucker by dirtbag airman May 8, 2008

Tubesucker 

Someone who sucks cocks. Another word for cocksucker.

That new dude in the office is such a tubesucker.

Tubesucker by Ravennaman July 8, 2017