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Tube Lube 

Alcoholic beverages on the train; road sodas on the tracks; pre-game beverages to lubricate you on mass transit.
Man, those tube lubes did the trick.
Tube Lube by MJB730 January 29, 2017
Words you can keep
Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.
Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.
lube tube by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008
Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.
While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.
Lube tube by lthater December 2, 2009
slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.
Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.
lube tube by slickbillie August 16, 2009

Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!
John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?
Tube of Lube by Foug September 2, 2003

Tube o' Lube 

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.
*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!
Tube o' Lube by mr.cj-peakok January 7, 2019
Two people covered in lubricant holding eachother forming a ring shape. A third person also lubed up penetrates both individuals using his hands or feet.
Jill: I’m so bored
Samuel: I think we should do a lube tube with eachother to not be bored
Lube Tube by BundaBandit789 April 24, 2024
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