6 definition by Vegas_Malone

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Sexual lubricant dispenser. Usually in the form of a toothpaste-like tube. Used during the act of anal sex.
Clive, grab that lube tube and grease up. I'm going in.
by Vegas_Malone March 05, 2008

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Someone who is ill-informed and liable to be taken advantage of. A sucker who lacks inside knowlege or savvy.
I felt like a right punter when I was at the carnival in Rio last year. Every taxi driver, shopkeeper, vendor and hustler in town had their hand in my pockets.
by Vegas_Malone March 05, 2008

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Rhyming slang for soup.
Could I have a bowl of that chicken hairy hoop please, and some bread. thanks.
by Vegas_Malone March 05, 2008

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Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.
Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!
by vegas_malone March 18, 2008

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The crack of the arse.
Dude! pull up your pants, I can see your crevice! And it's vile!
by Vegas_Malone March 05, 2008

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Rhyming slang for rectum (roll - hole)
Ah shit, my girlfriends dickhead brother is calling over, pain in the bread roll!
by Vegas_Malone March 05, 2008

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