baumgartner

A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.
I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
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leaping lizard

an erection in the pants, clearly visible to others
Whoa, check out that leaping lizard. He needs a date!
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prepster

A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.

Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.

Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.

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He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.

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Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
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funky fingers

A guy who habitually masturbates.
Dude, go wash your freaking hands. You got funky fingers! It's time for you to find a girl!
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winkee

slang term for a white man's penis
Get a load of that winkee. How cute!
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hellbilly

a redneck who likes to raise hell: drink heavily, smoke pot, commit petty crimes, and other illegal and seedy behavior.

Used as a term of pride among anti-social poor whites.

While a hellbilly is not necessarily a racist, many have white power sympathies.

Origin: a combination of "hell" and "hillbilly."
Small towns in Appalachia and the Deep South are hellbilly territory.
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slick stroke

When a man reaches under a woman, who is in the doggy style position, and strokes her vagina until she gets wet.
My girlfriend likes it when I give her the slick stroke.
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