a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs

Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.

Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

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You've Been Trumped

When a Male walks up to a female and grabs her crotch and says "You've been Trumped". This practice is widely spreading among middle schools and high schools across the United States of America following the presidential election of 2016.

Donald just walked up to Megyn and grabbed a handful of her vagina while laughing and yelled "You've been Trumped!!" and all the boys in class laughed hysterically .

You've Been Trumped by CinnamonSeven November 15, 2016

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Trumpire

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.

"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."

Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

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Trumpadour

pun on Pompadour -- the hairstyle Donald J. Trump uses, an upsweept non-part style that he should've left back in the'50s.

Wow, I have a bad haircut, bed head, & hat head all at once.

Yeah, bruh, you're totally rocking that Trumpadour style!

Trumpadour by cyberpope67,BC,Canada November 17, 2016

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