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trumperdink 

A thin-skinned, puny-fingered, flacid, florid orange strawman who has managed to gain power despite getting 2.8 million votes LESS than his rival. Tends to spew unfiltered mental garbage through Twitter. Hates; the gays, the blacks, the women, the Mexicans and the rules of a respectful, intelligent society.
"Hey #Trumperdink I know u r 'very put out' but it's called free speech" @Cary_Elwes
trumperdink by LfeaeOz December 21, 2016

trumpian slip 

When someone actually reveals their real intentions in the middle of spewing absurd bull**it- Trump has done this in practically every one of his speeches. As stated by Trevor Noah.
The a-hole in chief made another Trumpian slip today.

Trumpian winner 

1. A candidate or competitor who wins on a technicality then occupies (or squanders) their tenure in a "braggadocious" attempt to prove that their triumph was a mandate by the people or by God
2. A person who has technically won a contest but is so insecure about themselves and the margin by which they won that they constantly bring up the competition, belittle their competitor, and inflate their own achievement long past the end of the contest
3. The equivalent of a sore loser, and yet they won
4. The loser of a contest who ends up winning on a technicality
5. Anyone who wins an election and models themselves after Donald Trump
That guy's a real Trumpian winner, still bragging about the election from a year ago.
Trumpian winner by Windup-Bird February 16, 2017

trumpcringing 

The involuntary, full body reaction to the sight or sound of Trump.
This trumpcringing gets tiresome because it happens all day, every day.
trumpcringing by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2017

Trumpian Death March

A potential but fantastical march of all those taken prisoner in the Trump administration (those who’ve gone to prison) where the marchers would be left to die along the way, that is if our society were not “woke” and we still did this kind of sadistic thing.
Some have fantasies of a Trumpian Death March but fortunately the mass of greedy prisoners will only be deprived of their freedoms and their multi-millions while they are briefly held for their crimes.

trumptrain 

A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.
trumptrain by ciabrat December 19, 2016