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Trumpance

A trumpance won't land you in jail, but a hot cosby will.
by Sir Eddie J October 14, 2016
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Trumpenese

Trumpenese - The language President Trump uses to speak. Trumpenese is constructed using English words, however, the meaning behind those words is dynamic (i.e. "Alternative Facts' or 'Alternative Meaning'.) There are various dialects of Trumpenese, but the most common can be broken down as follows:

1. Projecting Trump's faults by declaring others' faults instead. See twitter for examples.

2. Using alternative facts, such as, "I'm like, a really smart guy." Or, "The Trump inauguration was viewed more than any other."

3. Insecurity Mix: A mix of the two dialects above, which usually consists of bashing someone else, then using alternative facts to make himself feel better, and hopes everyone agrees.

4. Butter-you-up approach: Tell everyone and anyone that he's their biggest supporter and he will do what it takes, regardless if at the time it contradicts everything else he has stated in the past. It feels good at the time, but makes you start to question your sanity as a normal human person.

5. Rambling Scary President: A good example of this, basically combines all of the above, where he talks about things that didn't happen (i.e. Rain stopping and starting magically, how the CIA will be unrestrained, and how "getting another chance at taking oil" may be a good idea, who knows?) It seems this dialect is the hardest to classify, because it flows so freely between them all.
"Crooked Hillary" is Trumpenese for, "I am very crooked myself, me, Mr. Trump!"

"The Trump inauguration was the most viewed in History." is Trumpenese for: "My inauguration was not as popular as some of the others."

"You all voted for me, right!?" (talking to 300+ CIA employees) is Trumpenese for: "I am an extremely insecure man."
by MPHStu January 22, 2017
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trumpanzee

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.
Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.
by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019
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Trumpanzee

Specifically: A supporter of Donald J. Trump.

More generally: A person of caveman type intellect who follows lies and simplistic ideas, even when the truth would serve him or her better.
I can't believe he actually paid me to rent the Brooklyn Bridge. Only a trumpanzee would be that naive.
by Qbie February 26, 2018
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Trumpanzee

An irrational creature prone to wild overreaction, rattling its cage at the slightest provocation and indiscriminately flinging its faeces around until everything is covered in excrement.
(That is the original definition from the person who coined the term)
"The devout Trumpanzee is immune to fact or evidence caring only for the unintelligible howls of the tribe's Alpha male"
by The Angry Baboon December 6, 2017
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Trumpencestance

Trumpencestance is when you and millions of others definitely did not vote for Donald J. Trump, or any of his worldview, but will be forced to live under both that and his administration, most likely lose more rights, and you and/or friends and family (and human beings in general, along with the planet and everything else on it) will suffer.
We are now victims of Trumpencestance.
by djchronic December 8, 2016
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Trumpanzee

A fully respecting, unquestioning, loyal republican to Donald Trump.
These people get triggered at even the slightest negative thing towards him.
Gosh dang it. These Trumpanzee's keep watching my every post
by xX_Boss_Xx October 19, 2017
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