Trump Hair

When a person has hair like a fucking birds nest. (Can also be used as a Verb. Ex: To get Trump Haird by your barber.)

"Is that chick hot? Or is it the alcohol speaking?" "No way, man. She has total Trump Hair"

by ChickenMittens May 10, 2015

Trump hair

Butt hair that is brought up the back and onto the head.

Vrin: Did you see Trump today?
Jadu: His Trump hair had some dingleberries in it.
Vrin: That's disgusting.
Jadu: He likes a little bling.

by jethrojones September 20, 2015

donald trumps hair

Secretly a rat, this creature is perched upon Donald trumps head. He often sneaks off his head at night, and drags away the naughty children to his house of torture.

Did you see Donald trumps hair? Its fucking weird!

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

donald trump hair

Stupid

donald trump hair is stupid

by Feardenny June 5, 2016

donald trump hair

Stupid

donald trump hair is stupid

by Feardenny June 5, 2016

Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky

Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.

by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021