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Truffle dogging

The act of burring your nose in someone’s bum hole and vigorously searching around for what you seek, just like a truffle dog or pig searches for truffles in the dirt
Hey girl, are you into truffle dogging?
Took this chick home last night and truffle dogged her to sleep.

Diggin’ Up a Truffle 

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.
I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

digging for brown truffles 

i saw someone grabbing at the ass. and i came up with this phrase.
if you are going cook with your hands, dont go digging for brown truffles.

truffledogging 

truffledogging (verb)

1. Human Edition: The art of digging through the same junk pile, drawer, or bag over and over again, convinced the thing you lost must be there, only to find everything but what you're looking for. Inevitably, the lost item resurfaces three days later in plain sight, mocking you.

2. Dog Edition: When your dog goes full chaotic archaeologist, tearing through blankets, pillows, and pile of laundry, launching objects into orbit, all in pursuit of crumbs, forgotten toys, or literally nothing. Bonus points if they leave a scene of pure devastation.

Example: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."

Origins: Combines “truffle hunting” (thanks, pigs) with “dogging” (thanks, chaos). Together, they form a perfect storm of fruitless effort and glorious mess.

Submitted by Melissa, professional truffledogger
Example 1: "Spent 45 minutes truffledogging through my backpack for my wallet. Found gum, a fork, and the will to live. No wallet."

Example 2: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."

truffledogging 

Truffledogging (verb)

1. Human Edition: The art of digging through the same junk pile, drawer, or bag over and over again, convinced the thing you lost must be there, only to find everything but what you're looking for. Inevitably, the lost item resurfaces three days later in plain sight, mocking you.

2. Dog Edition: When your dog goes full chaotic archaeologist, tearing through blankets, pillows, and laundry, launching objects into orbit, all in pursuit of crumbs, forgotten toys, or literally nothing. Bonus points if they leave a scene of pure devastation.

Origins: Combines “truffle hunting” (thanks, pigs) with “dogging” (thanks, chaos). Together, they form a perfect storm of fruitless effort and glorious mess.

Submitted by Melissa, professional truffledogger
Example #1: "Spent 45 minutes truffledogging through my backpack for my wallet. Found gum, a fork, and the will to live. No wallet."

Example #2: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."