nathan's definitions

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

jock

A prisoner who protects his punk from sexual advances of other prisoners, and receives sexual favors from his punk in return.

Bob is my jock so if you want a piece of me you have to get through him first.

by Nathan March 31, 2003

moi't

to be moi't is to be damp or wet... its anabbreviation of moist. this aboriginal chick (this is in townsville, australia) was all drunk and she was yellin out "hey , you boys over there, you makin me all moi't!"

my pants are all moi't from the hose

by nathan May 13, 2005

Most Wanted

Best text based game ever

I suck at Most Wanted

by Nathan August 8, 2003

blinned

To be cock blocked by one of your friends.

I was at a bar talking to this girl when my buddy blinned me.

by Nathan May 13, 2005

freestyle ddr

ddring with spins, jumps, handplants, and other tricks. usually kept in routine.

Did you check out that guy's routine for trip machine? it's tight.

(a few minutes later)

(guy pukes)

by Nathan November 15, 2004

Bug

Acronym of Bisexual Until Graduation
Generally in reference to women at small expensive American liberal arts colleges. See also trendsbian.

For every true dyke at this school there are ten bugs faking it.

by Nathan March 31, 2003