Troppling

Troppling (verb)

When a guy is looking so clean, fresh, confident, and put together that women naturally start gathering around him, paying extra attention, flirting, or "troppling" over themselves to get near him.

A mix of flocking, stumbling, and being irresistibly drawn in.

Often happens after a glow-up: fresh haircut, better style, weight loss, confidence boost, or finally getting his life together.

Example:
“Matt’s been troppling ever since he got that new haircut and lost 30 pounds. Girls can’t stop finding reasons to talk to him.”

“Bro showed up in the leather jacket, fresh haircut, and new boots... the girls were straight troppling.”

Troppling by SenorNappyaBaja March 29, 2026

Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019

Trolling and Vino 

The perfect hump day combination for provocateurs and pranksters. No Wednesday night is complete without the needless, drunken, badgering of one’s adversaries via social media.

Betsy: What are we doing tonight, honey? She’s asks….already knowing the answer
Darren: “It’s Wednesday.” Spoken with a sarcastic tone and a hint of disbelief
Betsy: “and….” Her eye’s roll
Darren: “A little Trolling and Vino”
Besty “Aren’t you getting a little old for this kind of behavior?”
Darren sip. click, click, click, click… #GrotesqueMonsterWife badgering me again. Mean meme forthcoming. #DarrenBesertMemeMachine #BestedByBesert #MonetizeTheMemes

Trolling and Vino by Darren Besert March 20, 2017

we do a little trolling 

When you partake in a miniscule amount of tomfoolery

Person a: why are there federal agents outside your house?
Person b: we do a little trolling at the orphanage.

we do a little trolling by I trolled the twin towers April 3, 2021

we do a little trolling 

A little act of trolling, or a small prank.

Person 1: "DID YOU JUST KILL A PREGNANT WOMAN?!"
Person 2: "We do a little trolling, it's called we do a little trolling."

we do a little trolling by trollmafia January 26, 2021

Name trolling 

The act of listing your first name on Urban Dictionary then describing yourself as a great or desirable person. This lone act is ruining the random search function on UD by replacing real words with stupid, lame-ass self praise. A complete waste of time, these entries should be rejected by UD instead of being added to the list.

Comes from trolling, the annoying act of people posting stupid crap on sites just to get a reaction.

A: Dude, I just did a random search on UD and saw all of these entries for "Katie", "Bob", etc.

B: Yeah, there's a lot of that stupid name trolling on UD now. It's really ruining the site!

A: Totally. Wish someone at UD would do something about this.

Name trolling by GeneRickyShaw2 February 6, 2013

we do a little trolling 

just a little

we do a little trolling

we do a little trolling by enntire March 2, 2021