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Cow topping 

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
toplinson, louis tomlinson obviously topping his husband harry styles. the powerful, dominant king topping his sweet husband (:
larrie 1: harry tops cause he’s taller and bigger!
larrie 2: no, height doesn’t matter, louis obviously tops
*larrie 1 researches*
larrie 1: you’re right, louis tops. toplinson supremacy.
toplinson by niallhoranslefthand(; February 19, 2021

louis toplinson 

larrie #1: look he’s such a top like louis toplinson

larrie #2: they kinda share that really

social topping 

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.
"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"
social topping by pubetown February 25, 2019

story topping 

1. Noun. Conversational ploy seeking oneupsmanship by articulating a more extreme, better (or worse), more impressive comeback responding to a previous utterance.
Oh, yeah? Well, if my mom wears combat boots, your old lady wears them in bed!
You're not very good at story topping, are you?
story topping by FishLips June 11, 2007

Topeling 

to park one's car at an angle but still being in the lines
Dude that's some epic topeling right there, i don't think you could be any more croocked
Topeling by Prophet pj August 2, 2010