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shit tonnes 

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff
There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today
shit tonnes by ebsva June 10, 2012
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Person of Norwegian decendants, quite often seen living in spick areas of east Falun, Sweden.

Often tall built persons who loves to consume massive amounts of beverages and dance to misc music quite similar to car alarms.
When seen or heard often greeted with the phrase "IT'S A TRONES!".
Did you catch Trones shaking his rump to that mad remix of Oakenfold last Saturday? It was like BLIPP BLOPP BLIPP BLOPP BLIPP BLOPP BLIPP BLOPP BLIPP BLOPP BLIPP BLOPP and he was like SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE SHAKE, SHAKE THAT BOOTY, SHAKE THAT BOOTY
Trones by inphi May 13, 2003

Tonnesen 

When you have a threesome on a bench in a public park
I had a tonnesen last night
Tonnesen by Florentino#69 Folkeparken September 6, 2016

tornness 

feeling of being pulled
"I'm dealing with so much tornness," says Jade as she stands in front of the ANTM judges.
tornness by Christopher Davis May 24, 2006
When someone responds to a social media post with something that has no relevance but is all about them.
Post: "Who wants to catch up for lunch on Friday?"
Response: "My parents just bought me a $5,000.00 camera and a trip to Nepal for Christmas. The weather is meant to be great there this time of year"

Man you got tronned hard there.
Tronned by Seadogelvis January 16, 2016
Zed: Dude, you look megastoned. Have you been smoking bud?
Ted: Yeah, Ed and Ned came over and we got totally tronned!
tronned by rorz758 July 21, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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