Definitions by rorz758

ewok 

Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.

Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.

Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.

ewok by rorz758 June 19, 2007

tronned 

To be very stoned.

Zed: Dude, you look megastoned. Have you been smoking bud?
Ted: Yeah, Ed and Ned came over and we got totally tronned!

tronned by rorz758 July 21, 2006

notgun 

This should be used in place of shotgun not. It used when you are with a group of people and you don't want to do something, with 'notgun' coming before the action. The last person to not call 'notgun' has to do this action.

Dave: Notgun ordering the pizza!
Fred: Notgun ordering the pizza!
Jane: Notgun ordering the pizza!
Paul: Shit, there's no-one else here, I guess I have to order the pizza...

notgun by rorz758 July 15, 2006

Chillow 

A mixture between the terms chill out and allow. No-one really knows what this means.

Um... chillow, dude, chillow

Chillow by rorz758 July 15, 2006

funny fag 

Euphemism for a spliff.

Hey, check that guy over there - I'm sure he's smoking a funny fag!

funny fag by rorz758 July 5, 2006

p00nt4ng 

An ever 1337er way of writing p00ntang.

Let us go out and score some p00nt4ng

p00nt4ng by rorz758 July 5, 2006

cannae 

Unless you are Scottish or live in Scotland, this is how absolute fucking retards spell/say the word 'cannot'.

I cannae come to the gig tonight

cannae by rorz758 April 28, 2006