Definitions by rorz758
ewok
Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.
Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.
notgun
This should be used in place of shotgun not. It used when you are with a group of people and you don't want to do something, with 'notgun' coming before the action. The last person to not call 'notgun' has to do this action.