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Trigger Toe

When one sticks his/her toe in a dog's poophole resulting in a transmission of feces to said toe.
I was itching my dog's ass with my foot when I slipped and gave her the Trigger Toe.
Trigger Toe by Marvind May 24, 2009

Toe on the Trigger

When someone is down and out and appears to be about to commit suicide. The act is often completed by using a long gun pointed at the soon to be departed's head and using one of their toes to depress the trigger while their hands support the firearm's intended aiming position.
Friend one: Joe has been real fucked up since Jill dumped him.

Friend two: Yeah, it won't be long and he'll have his Toe on the Trigger.
Toe on the Trigger by Durwood 66 January 16, 2008

Triggertoria 

Someone who is always triggered. They even get triggered when you tell them how much they get triggered
Person 1: *TRIGGERED*
person 2: "omg you're such a Triggertoria"
Triggertoria by Kitty cat42069 March 11, 2018

triggertoad

Something only iconic Pakistani children can become.
"I want to become a triggertoad and save Pakistan!"
triggertoad by PakistaniGAWD June 26, 2021

triggertot 

(Adjective) A perpetually offended leftist, one who is usually overweight and has 4 different colors in their hair, who seaks outrage against problems that don't actually exist.
Tristan, just because you cut your dick off that doesn't mean you're a woman. I'm not calling you Tina, quit being a triggertot.
triggertot by LilE1776 September 15, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026