triggertot

(Adjective) A perpetually offended leftist, one who is usually overweight and has 4 different colors in their hair, who seaks outrage against problems that don't actually exist.

Tristan, just because you cut your dick off that doesn't mean you're a woman. I'm not calling you Tina, quit being a triggertot.

by LilE1776 September 15, 2023

triggermortis

That phenomenon when you go to shoot yourself but you are frozen stiff and can’t manage to pull the trigger.

I guess triggermortis just kicked in when I thought about the prospect of being dead.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2018

triggernometry

The study of how getting triggered affects the human psyche.

My extensive research into triggernometry has revealed that people who are easily triggered, also suffer severe depression.

by Dutch Armstrong September 6, 2016

Triggernometry

The art of igniting peoples' various sociocultural sensitivities i.e. triggering them

Me: I wish they had more Engineering scholarships for white guys...

Femthony Madtano: I AM HEREBY TRIGGERED

Me: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I should study triggernometry instead.

by Actom360 October 24, 2016

Triggeryourmomatree

A group of teens who make eye contact for longer than 2 seconds and instantly become friends

“Dude, I got triggeryourmomatree after that party on Saturday.”

by Awkwardgiraffe May 30, 2018

Triggernut

The feeling/ sentiment you get when you're so confused, you don't really know what to do/say. You're just triggernut.

Joe-"Dude, I eat nails for breakfast."
Tyler-"So what?"
Joe-"...without any MILK!"
Tyler-"Damn.. I'm triggernut right now."

by BDmasta October 31, 2011

triggeristic

A person who is easily triggered.

Didn't you know that John is triggeristic?

by Startex December 4, 2017