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Trichophilia 

Trichophilia is the sexual attraction to human hair. This can be any type of human hair, such as chest hair, armpit hair, or pubic hair. However, the most common focus for this attraction seems to be human head hair.

Bonus information: Trichophilia is under the “Paraphilia” umbrella.
Person 1: Hmm, they seems to be sexually aroused by hair.
Person 2: Yea, they must have trichophilia.
Trichophilia by drug9621 January 21, 2024
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Trichophile 

A trichophile is someone who is obsessed with or sexually attracted to hair.
The trichophile found himself staring at his girlfriend's hair for hours.
Trichophile by -Emerald- September 22, 2007

trichophiliac 

A person who is attracted to hair, most common attraction to hair on the head. Arousal may occur from seeing or touching hair, whether head hair, pubic hair, axillary hair, chest hair or fur. Head-hair arousal may come from seeing or touching very long or short hair, wet hair, certain colors of hair or a particular hairstyle. Pubic hair fetishism is a particular form of hair fetishism.
"She must be a major trichophiliac since she keeps touching and rubbing up against Jessie's hair like that."
trichophiliac by Draski November 7, 2015

trichophiliac 

Somone who can masturbate or is sexually pleasured by most commonly human head hair.
One of the few things Jack can masturbate to is videos of boys his age getting haircuts.
Jack is a trichophiliac, or someone who gets sexually aroused by hair.
trichophiliac by pleaseopenmeup1093 November 24, 2021

Tickophilia

Word to describe someone who obtains sexual thrills from auditing sets of accounts.
You are auditing debtors rather intensely. You a tickophiliac?

See also taxophiliac and governanceandregulationaphiliac.
Tickophilia by bob September 17, 2004

Trichophagia 

The compulsive desire to consume hair.
Billy: "I heard Nancy was in the girl's bathroom eating her own hair."

Mark: "That my friend would be called Trichophagia."
Trichophagia by apu sabahi October 8, 2011

trichophobia 

A fear of dirty hair. When one cannot have dirty hair without feeling anxious and filthy. Trichophobia doesn’t only occur with ones own hair but it is also with others. For instance when other people’s hair touches them it makes them uncomfortable.
I need to go wash my hair it can’t be dirty I will freak out as I have trichophobia
trichophobia by Perfectcandylover November 27, 2018
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