Triangular 

Opposite of a baller, not cool. Most likely looks like a llama or a snail. Or may be named Hunter.

Gosh! Connor is so triangular he didn't even make the regionals basketball team!

Triangular by bunnybarney November 19, 2011

triangular monster 

a name for a lady's private parts

I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular monster!

triangular monster by Eddie rainford June 19, 2006

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

Triangular square by Jesus is watching you sleep August 4, 2020

Triangular Tongue Twister 

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.

"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."

Triangular Tongue Twister by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017

Triangular Orgasm 

When a narcissist masturbates in the center of a triangle made out of three mirrors so that they can see every angle of themselves.

“We don’t kinkshame, but I heard that pythagoras was into triangular orgasms”

Triangular Orgasm by Gordon Gable March 14, 2022

Triangular Vagina 

A formation in beer pong in which the cups are lined up in a triangle, 3 in the base, 2 in the middle, and 1 at the top.

“Gimme the triangular vagina!”

Triangular Vagina by PongKing69 March 8, 2021

triangular bae 

When you have two baes and can't decide which bae you want

Cheyenne is bae, but Chelsea is also bae. I don't know what bae I want so it's a triangular bae

triangular bae by kittymouse December 8, 2014