Definitions by MistaDillPickle

faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.

That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.

faith wipe by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

faith wipe

When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.

Yesterday me and the village boys took shits in the field and we all just faith wiped.

faith wipe by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

Super Juicy

When you are riding the waves of vodka, tequila, and probably a little bit of rum. At the point of being, "Super Juicy," you are at a good in-between of beyond tipsy but before black-out.

"Damn, I'm feeling super juicy."

Super Juicy by MistaDillPickle January 17, 2018

Triangular Tongue Twister 

When a classy lady sits on your face, indian-style, in reverse, with her legs spread out like a triangle.

"Justine really is great. She pulled a triangular tongue twister on me last night."

Triangular Tongue Twister by MistaDillPickle September 15, 2017