6 definitions by Jesus is watching you sleep

1

Triangular square

A square that is triangular

Oh shit, daddy the triangular square is big

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 04, 2020

Get the merch

Get the Triangular square neck gaiter and mug.

2

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 05, 2020

Get the mug

Get a Apple mug for your grandma Zora.

3

It cures Many many thing including living

“Mom I’ll be back I’m going to drink the bleach.”

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 05, 2020

Get the mug

Get a Bleach mug for your father Manafort.

4

Consuming a dangerous chemical

Don’t start Drinking Paint or you will die

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 09, 2020

Get the merch

Get the Drinking Paint neck gaiter and mug.

5

...

...Jesus always watches you sleep...

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 05, 2020

Get the mug

Get a Jesus mug for your daughter Zora.

6

Wanting to have sexual intercourse

I want to shag my cat

by Jesus is watching you sleep June 08, 2020

Get the mug

Get a Shag mug for your brother-in-law Manley.

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request

• © 1999-2021 Urban Dictionary ® • advertise • terms of service • privacy • dmca • bug report • help • blog • data subject request