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poon-trenching 

The act of settling for the first girl (often grotesque) that speaks to you at a bar, with total disregard for the potential to achieve more attractive suitors. See also Vaginal Complacency
Joe's poon-trenching reached an all time high when he stood patronizing the 240 lb woman in the throwback Bullets jersey not 5 minutes after entering the bar.
poon-trenching by woodchipper April 29, 2008

Brown Trenching 

to begin fooling around with a female then when the pants come off you unexpectedly find that she has a very shitty ass crack, it doesnt bother the male and he commences to have anal sex
Doyle: "Dude oh my god, the other night I got that girl from the bar back to my apartment and found out she was Brown Trenching."

Brad: " Oh god man that is gross... What did you do?"

Doyle: " What do you mean gross??!!??"
Brown Trenching by HansardSD July 13, 2010

Trenching 

When you tittyfuck a girl's ass. Your penis will move up and down in between the cheeks without entering the anus. Only usable on a girl with a tight ass.
Yo man I was trenching that bitch so hard last night

Dude I'm so jealous that must be better than anal

No doubt
Trenching by bigjah December 3, 2011

Trenching 

Trenching: The act of having sex without penetration by simply putting your penis between the woman's legs in her thigh gap and thrusting, or by rubbing the penis between the labia ie. In the trenches.
Dude she was a prude and wouldn't let me bang her, but at least I got of while trenching her.
Trenching by hockeymama2330 June 20, 2016

trotching 

1)To Trotch. The actions of a man that has nothing left in his life but to continue to soldier on.

2)To continue to live life even when there seems to be no purpose.
I am trotching, walking down this road that appears to have no end in sight.
trotching by ManicWiggy April 16, 2008

Tritching 

Tritching(v), also spelled as pronounced (Tritchin) or "to Tritch" - This is a word to describe when someone is not only tripping, but also bitching at the same time. So if you see someone tripping and bitching at the same time. They are Tritchin/Triching... This word helps describe when someone is either afraid or overly upset emotionally, while simultaneously being verbally abusive or verbally annoying to a varied degree.
"Look girl, you the one who wanted to see the haunted house and just because you scared don't mean you gotta be (tritchin.) I didn't force you to go in there!"

"All my boss do is tritch. If he yells at me one more time, I'm gonna quit."

"We won the game coach. Why you gotta be tritching all over the the kicker cuz he missed one field goal?"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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