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Treesome
When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!
Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...
Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
Related Words
Treesmoke • Freesmoke • Treesome • treehooker • freesmoker • threesoke • Treemote • treesbone • Tweedsmokethepotleaf • the Smokes
freesmoker
Term for girls (or in few cases men) that use thier sexuality to smoke weed for the free with no intentions of putting out despite what they say or imply.
Cindy the freesmoker came over to the house and acted like a slut to smoke weed and then left to find more weed to smoke.
freesmoker by Wordswurth May 12, 2011
Treesome
Treesome by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013
Treemote
1) Treemote is a ship between BFB characters Tree and Remote. It was first heard in BFB 5 when Four was announcing that Tree and Remote were safe. To save time, they mashed their names together.
2) It’s a product to turn on your Christmas tree lights without struggle.
2) It’s a product to turn on your Christmas tree lights without struggle.
Person 1: dude have you heard of Treemote?
Person 2: oh yeah I love that ship!
Person 1: bro I was talking about the product
Person 2: oh yeah I love that ship!
Person 1: bro I was talking about the product
Treemote by Crystal Iz Cool! June 7, 2022
treehooker
Someone who is stupid and dumb, like a monkey, shows off their goodies, like a monkey in a tree and hooks for money by giving away their monkey parts.
treehooker by Toni K October 27, 2007
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"