Treedom

I feel so alive walking through the forest. I feel Treedom.

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Treedophile

The act of toutching a younger tree or sapling in innapropriate ways and being a generall peadophile to any type of tree or plant

Nick toutched the young tree from behind without permission. He is now on the sex offenders list for being a Treedophile

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When two people have sex up a tree. Yes, the tree is like and extra person there alot you and do with it ... use your imagination!

Derek: Let's have sex
Ronnie: Ok
Derek: Just you, me and the tree
Ronnie: Ohhhh, a treesome you thoughtful bastard
Treebranch: Ohhhhh baby ...

Treesome by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

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A stinky dog (occasionally used for hunting) that is chained to a tree for most if not all of it's life. NEVER gets a bath.

Guy 1: "Dude your treedog smells like ass"
Guy 2: "Sure nuff... wanna take him huntin'?"
Guy 1: "Nahh, lets get another beer"

Treedog by ChevyHD October 2, 2011

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"Yo, what's a treesome?"
"It's just like a threesome, but with more wood"

Treesome by JGreenFruit September 1, 2013

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A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) of the members are in the same family tree.

Becky is such a slut, she had a treesome with the Dailey cousins.

Treesome by Alek K. October 17, 2008

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A threesome or threeway where two (or all three) members of the orgy are related (part of the same family tree).

Becca had a treesome with the Bailey cousins.

Treesome by Nutwrap October 20, 2008

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