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Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.
lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch
by Sottle September 16, 2003
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tree branch

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.
by BlingBling June 7, 2005
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Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
by Elvenelder October 22, 2010
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Treblanche

A small creature
based in the regions of south wales, usually migrated from South Africa
and would normally feast on Carling cans full of piss.
or asociate theirselves with "raves" .
" Oh I hope i dont run into a Treblanche today."
by SuperJoe91 October 28, 2008
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Treebeach

Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker
Look it’s the simp Treebeach
by Treebeach January 10, 2021
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Tree branch

A place where Emo’s “hang” out
Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!
by Moosijuici August 17, 2021
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Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose
Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!
by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024
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