Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.

lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch

Treebranch by Sottle September 16, 2003

tree branch 

When a man pulls back his erect penis and lets it go to smack someone in the face, the same way one would pull back the branch of a tree and let it swing back into place.

I tree branched that bitch last night.

tree branch by BlingBling June 7, 2005

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.

1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?

Elven Tree Branch by Elvenelder October 22, 2010

Treblanche 

A small creature
based in the regions of south wales, usually migrated from South Africa
and would normally feast on Carling cans full of piss.
or asociate theirselves with "raves" .

" Oh I hope i dont run into a Treblanche today."

Treblanche by SuperJoe91 October 28, 2008

Treebeach 

Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker

Look it’s the simp Treebeach

Treebeach by Treebeach January 10, 2021

Tree branch 

A place where Emo’s “hang” out

Where’s Derek?

He’s hanging with his friends at the tree branch!

Tree branch by Moosijuici August 17, 2021

Tree Branch Sniffler

When someone puts their dick in another persons nose

Dude! Get your dick out my face you almost gave me a tree branch sniffler!

Tree Branch Sniffler by GoonMaster11 February 28, 2024