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Hey look it’s treebeach the man who simps for cum biker
Look it’s the simp Treebeach
by Treebeach January 10, 2021
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Treebeard

An Ent from The Lord of The Ring's Trilogy.

One of the most creative creatures from J.R.R. Tolkein's mind, Ents are tree like creatures that are very old and talk very slow.

In the book, Gandalf tells that the Ents are a very mighty force of Good, like how the cave trolls are a mighty force of evil.

Their main part in the Trilogy is in The Two Towers where the Ents take down Sauruman the white at Isenguard. This is done quite easily since his land is emptied and his army has gone to Helms Deep to slaughter the men of Rohan.

With a surprise attack, and the encouraging help of the two hobbits Merry and Pippin, Isenguard is taken down with ease.
"Now we must decide if the Ents are going to WAR!"
by Frodo Bag Feet January 3, 2005
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treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.
Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"
by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014
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Treebeater

Treebeater is a racist and derogatory term used in a similar way to "n*gger." It usually is referring to a stupid African American person. The origin of the word came from a Reddit post about a special species of Chimpanzee that communicated via beating trees. This was quickly converted into a racist joke that compared the monkeys to black people
Terrell: "Hey Luke, go somewhere else. Racism isn't cool."
Luke: "Terrell shut the fuck up you fucking Treebeater, go back to my fucking cotton field and beat a tree.
by A Cool Kid IRL July 14, 2015
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treebeard

the act of giving head to a 40 year old man who has never shaven and has died his pubes green just after running a marathon
My boss gave me a treebeard after finishing the boston marathon
by mandingofriend June 13, 2011
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Treebranch

Internet slang for a penis that bends to the right which has been hideously defaced with a magic marker and has had a picture taken of it which has been sent to the object of the owners desire.
lolz roffle Magus' Treebranch
by Sottle September 16, 2003
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thebeachdivorce

best and coolest person ever. no one can beat them. much better than stinky gwuggy/gwen because no one likes her. everyone loves thebeachdivorce wayyyyyy more than everyone. Gwen licks balls and is disrespectful to the lgbtbqq. she is apart of roadman culture aka the culture ball licker/leo is in. she cant be trusted. NOBODY TRUST HER
person: "GO FOLLOW THEBEACHDIVORCE CAUSE SHE IS SOOOO COOL AND EVERYONE LOVES HER"
by coolestandswagiestperson October 27, 2021
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