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Trapezoid
a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.
Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020
anal trapezoid
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022
travaconda
"How was it last night? Was it big?"
"Dick was so big I spent the night in the hospital. That travaconda was so pitted."
"Dick was so big I spent the night in the hospital. That travaconda was so pitted."
travaconda by Chris is pitted May 2, 2016
trapezoid ass
An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks
trapezoid ass by Fireman85 March 26, 2022
Trapezoidkin
Trapezoidkin by LavenderFuch January 26, 2010
Trapezoid
Trapezoid is a word to explain irrelevant people because a trapezoid is an irrelevant shape that no one wants. Who would want a trapezoid over any other shape?
Guy 1: So dude if you had to pick a shape between a circle, square, trapezoid, and a diamond, which one would you want the least?
Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.
Guy 2: Oh of course the trapezoid like why the fuck would I pick a trapezoid.
Trapezoid by Shape Expert December 16, 2015
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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