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Trapezoidal Shirt 

Shirt that is very trendy, large, has no shape, and is quite unflattering. Basically, you can have one made by giving two large pieces of fabric to a child and asking them to sew them together. It is generally worn by sluts or generic skanks. Usually the side or large portion of the bra can be seen by all who wear this type of shirt.
Wow, that trapezoidal shirt sure hides how large that girl's body is.

Trapezoid 

a type of alien that will invade earth in the year 3065.

Diet: CHILDREN
habitat: mars
Allies: rectangular prisms, cubic centimeters and decahedrons
Enemies: humans
Dude: hey dude did you know that the trapezoids will invade earth in 3065
Trapezoid by Deadlypants905 July 15, 2020

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped
Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.
anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022

frapezoidal distress 

when the half erect penis is too little to make proper facial contact.
she had a case of frapezoidal distress due to his little dick.
frapezoidal distress by Muerte55 January 5, 2009

trapezoid ass 

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks
That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape
trapezoid ass by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

Trapezoidkin 

The delicate art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.
Yo dawg, she gave me a trapezoidkin!

Really? What was your kill streak?
Trapezoidkin by LavenderFuch January 26, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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