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Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH) 

STH occurs when you have sex with someone who will cause you to be humiliated by your peers. Usually the person is goofy or awkward and you regret having sex with him/her immediately after. It’s so embarrassing that you try to hide the fact that you two had sex to save yourself from the endless amount of jokes that your friends, coworkers, teachers, parents, and priest will make about you for the rest of your life. Similar to an STD, sexually transmitted humiliation cannot be cured.
Ben: Dude, did you screw Gertrude?
Tyler: No! No way, man! Why uhh... why do you ask?
Ben: Hahahah! You have Sexually Transmitted Humiliation (STH). That shit's worse than gonorrhea!
Priest: Tyler... you're fucked. Even God's laughing at you right now, in case you were wondering.

Transtipated 

When you're stuck on some kind of public transport and you desperately need to poop.
"I really wish this bus wasn't stuck in traffic as I am beyond transtipated at this point."
Transtipated by Koffers October 1, 2014

transnamed

Being given a name at birth (or adopting one later) that is not normally associated with the societally recognized gender you were born with (or choose later).
Johnny Cash wrote a song about a transnamed cisgendered Boy Named Sue.
transnamed by Len Bakerloo December 16, 2018

Google Translate Sings 

Google Translate Sings is the concept of Putting songs through several different languages in google translate and then back to English and singing the results .

Originated by Malinda Kathleen Reese on her Youtube Channel: Translator Fails In 2014 with a Google Translated version of “Let It Go” from Disney’s Frozen, which led to Malinda continuing the series for years to come after it’s initial and surprising success and reaching 1 Million subscribers in 2019.

Jimmy Fallon started his own version of this trend, dubbed “Google Translate Songs” on his Late Night Show In 2017 with Guests such as Miley Cyrus and Idris Elba. Jimmy’s take on the series seemed to end after a situation of him copying Malinda’s Google Translate Sings: Mamma Mia video with Amanda Seyfried on his show in 2018, and posting it on his youtube only to be deleted soon after.
Wow , I can’t Believe Jimmy Fallon ripped off Malinda Kathleen Reese’s “Google Translate Sings” series!

Translate server error 

A famous Chinese restaurant serving bugs saute...
- Tom what's "restaurant" in Chinese?
- Er translate server error?
- Weird...

Transintellectual 

What is a Transintellectual?

Trans is a Latin noun or prefix meaning across, beyond or on the opposite side.

Transhumanism is an international cultural and intellectual movement with an eventual goal of fundamentally transforming the human condition by developing and making widely available technologies to greatly enhance human intellectual, physical, and psychological capacities. Transhumanist thinkers study the potential benefits and dangers of emerging technologies that could overcome fundamental human limitations, as well as the ethics of developing and using such technologies. They speculate that human beings may eventually be able to transform themselves into beings with such greatly expanded abilities as to merit the label posthuman.

An intellectual is a person who primarily uses intelligence in either a professional or an individual capacity. As a substantive or adjective, it refers to the work product of such persons, to the so-called life of the mind generally, or to an aspect of something where learning, erudition, and informed and critical thinking are the focus.

The Kardashev Scale is a method of measuring a civilization's level of technological advancement, based on the amount of energy a civilization is able to utilize. The scale has three designated categories called Type I, II, and III.

A transintellectual is a person who who values intelligence in either a professional or personal capacity in active pursuit of upward mobility across the Kardashev Scale.
Dave values intelligence in either a professional or personal capacity in active pursuit of upward mobility across the Kardashev Scale. Dave is a transintellectual.
Transintellectual by Dyson Sphere November 21, 2022