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technicalissimo
Yes, you're on speaker. (Aside: I'm the technicalissimo, goddammit! You're lucky I answered the phone.)
technicalissimo by mahatma kane jeeves October 19, 2018
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Technical Tony
That guy who begins his sentences with "Actually..." and corrects you to stroke his own ego.
Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Technical Tori is a female who does much the same.
Morgan: "What time is it?"
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
Paul: "It's 11:30."
Daniel: "Actually, it's 11:29!"
Morgan: "Dude, Daniel, don't be such a Technical Tony."
Technical Tony by nostringer January 12, 2012
technically-augmented ta-tas
Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.
technically-augmented ta-tas by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005
Technically Reclined
Adjective to describe someone who is skilled enough to afford being lazy.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
Literal sense: Be able to solve the problem without getting out of bed.
"Did you have to go into the office to fix the issue?"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
"No. I stayed in bed and talked them through it while half asleep. I'm technically reclined like that"
Technically Reclined by DanoNYC January 3, 2010
Technicality Whore
An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Technicality Whore by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
Technical Debt
Incurred by opting to do something the quick and dirty way rather than following the best practice and standard practice for the sake of obtaining a working solution in less time
Boss: I need these 4 pipeline deployments ready by next Friday.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
Me: Okay, the only way I can get that done is to incur some technical debt by not following our usual process.
Boss: Understood. Lay down as much pipe as necessary to get the job done.
Technical Debt by tipsyjojo November 12, 2016