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m-town shit tits 

When a Male defecates upon the chest of another male and forms the feces into the shape of breasts and then has sexual intercourse with the immatation breasts.

aka, a dude shits on another dudes chest, makes titties and fuck them.

The M-town is for Milledgeville, Ga the moves homeplace.
Jared got M-town Shit Tits from Chris.

shit town shuffle 

A drinking session generally ending painfully or with ignominy and mainly situated in back street pubs populated by imbeciles and pensioners with no friends or social skills,usually situated in ,but not exclusive to ,dreadful , hasbeen seaside towns of which there are many in the U.K.,
Commonly abbreviated to S.T.S.
I suppose I shall spend my bank holiday doing the shit town shuffle

Shit Town 

a place where evrything is shit, usually found out in BFE
There's hardly anything for a single man to do in this town. This place is Shit Town.

Shit kicking town 

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment
"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"
Shit kicking town by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

A-Town Shitbomb 

When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.
I accidentally gave my boyfriend the A-Town Shitbomb last night.
A-Town Shitbomb by 907Angelica February 3, 2009

Chi-town Shitter Shake 

After tapering your four fingers to a point (tuck your index finger under your middle finger and your pinky finger under your ring finger), insert the four into the butt while sticking your thumb into the pussy. Proceed by making a "hand-shake" motion. Similar to a shocker but with more volume and power.
The bitch wouldn't let me do her in the butt so I gave her the ole Chi-town shitter shake... her ass was never the same again.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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