backwater 

Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.

"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."

backwater by Tengu March 22, 2009

Backwater 

A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.

If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.

Backwater by Cineambulist January 28, 2010

Backwater 

When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole

BACKWATER ME BABY

Backwater by Big_Rig05 April 6, 2017

Backwater 

Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.

If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.

Backwater by NightSteak9 April 7, 2025

backwater

Diarrhea, especially that's been turned clear by laxative agents, but can refer to good ol' browntown version, too.

I shouldn't have stopped at Jack-in-the-Crack 'cause now I've got the worst backwater of my life.

backwater by Ninja Rap October 28, 2026

Backwater hoe 

Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently

This backwater hoe don’t even get it

Backwater hoe by KingKong26379493 February 9, 2022

backwater-bastardism 

A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.

1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"

backwater-bastardism by Talsier September 8, 2010