Somewhere out of the way; in the middle of nowhere; desolate. See boondocks.
"Where the hell are we?"

"I don't know, some backwater hick town. I can't find it on the map."
by Tengu November 6, 2008
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A place where minds have stagnated by a process of floating on one's Back and being baptized under-Water.
If you find yourself lost in some backwater town, don't try to reason with the natives. This could hurt their minds and provoke an attack.
by Cineambulist January 28, 2010
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When the sexual partner put a water bottle up his partners butthole and squeezes the water out of the bottle and into the butthole
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Back water is where the current don’t reach the water so Ts stagnant. A backwater hoe is a dumb hoe because common sense ain’t reached yo brain apparently
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A saying or term that reflects a hillbilly, or redneck mentality. A word to make fun of backwoods types.
1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."

2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 8, 2010
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The cum, semen, and other mysterious liquids dripping out of the female's anus after anal sex.
Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.

Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
by Miceazy772 December 17, 2009
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(Sexual Act) The act of having a person excrete faeces into another persons mouth whilst they are licking water from a toilet.
Carl I can't believe you had a Backwater Pie with Alyssia, you know how notorious they are for spreading diseases!
by Chrisness2010 January 3, 2010
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