Tournae

A tournament where badgers get whacked off by people and people bet on the badger to jizz first

sam: hey you going to that tournae tonight ive heard they've got a huge jackpot

Burgo: Im there i love it when the badgers jizz

by Rhab March 16, 2009

Tourne'd

To ritualistically show ones ass in public. 2. To be shown an ass in a public place, quite often in the workplace.

He was at my desk and just Tourne'd me. I didn't like it.

by Malcommex August 31, 2010

tourneau

Tourneau, LLC, is a luxury watch retailer established in 1900 and based in the United States. The company sells men's, women's and certified pre-owned timepieces. Stores carry brands like Rolex, Cartier, Breitling, TAGHeuer, and Omega, among others.

A$AP Ferg went to Tourneau for the watch.

by robsummersda3rd September 25, 2017

blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

Unreal Tournament 2004

The newest version of Unreal Tournament. Its an awesome FPS.

#1:Lets play Unreal Tournament.
#2:Unreal Tournament 2004 right?
#1:Ya its better than the first.

by 474r1 June 12, 2004

tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.

First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.

by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021

Pokkén Tournament

A game about ruining friendships by showing them your mad skills with Sceptile

Wow dude, I just totally destroyed my friendship in Pokkén Tournament. #worthit

by MLG Sceptile July 13, 2016