tourneytard 

Tourneytards are people that play at "competitive" level and complain about every minor detail, people that don't play for fun, if a game doesn't meet their standarts they bash it.
They use the insult "scrub" very often, the word "nerfed" and confusing number notations as well.

That guy is a complete tourneytard, he won't shut up about how they "nerfed" Robo-Ky in Guilty Gear Slash!

tourneytard by fgsfds June 12, 2006

tourneytard 

A tourneytard (or, tourneyfag) is a person who has become corrupted by the competitive side of a game (tournaments, etc.) to the point at which they no longer play it for entertainment (instead playing it to prove that they are better than someone else). As a result, they attempt to remove elements that could possibly in any way hinder their chance of winning. One example (the only notable one, in fact) of a game which is surrounded by a significant amount of tourneyfags is Super Smash Bros. Melee (Gamecube).

The difference between a tourneytard and a normal person is this:
If a normal person loses due to random and inexplicable chance, they laugh and forget about it.
If this happens to a tourneytard, they whine and sulk because they care so much. Losing deeply wounds them.

There is no known cure to being a tourneytard; however, this is solely because no-one has yet dared to try and discover one.

Examples of use:

1. "Everyone who plays it at school are complete tourneytards, they insist we play by the most boring rules just so they don't have to suffer the 'pain' of losing. ¬_¬"

2. "You're only calling me a tourneytard because you suck at the game! Waaa!"

tourneytard by tce2008 April 2, 2008

tourneytard 

An insult made by people who suck at video games.

What a tourneytard, he used a bunch of glitches to beat me.

tourneytard by thesage January 16, 2008

slutty tourettard 

A veritable wall flower that has a geyser like penchant for filthy anecdotes.

I was shocked when Holly, after having stared into space over cocktails blurted out that she had blown the bartender on the bar after closing in front of my boyfriend. What a slutty tourettard!

slutty tourettard by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004