Touie

The most sexiest woman in Texas! She has all the drip like you commoners could never have.

Touie my beloved, you are so scumbadilicious.

by keiththesun March 12, 2021

Touie

Someone very scrumptious and not like the others. Someone unique and awesome and swamadilydoo.

“Y-you commoners would never know what it’s like to be a touie. I-I’m not like the rest. Oh no. They’re coming. The w-wicked eye.”

by dhar mann fam July 25, 2021

touie

the opposite of a blouie aka the hottest louis

person 1: i’m a blouie
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:

by hottest louis January 14, 2023

touie

the opposite of a blouie aka the hottest louis

person 1: i’m a blouie
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:

by hottest louis January 14, 2023

Meeting Tourettes

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Sneezing Tourettes

The shouting of expletives or profanity whilst sneezing.

My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.

by ASUcrew January 29, 2012

Tobied

To tweet something only to delete it minutes or seconds later. Derived from the actor Toby Regbo deleting his tweets right after tweeting them.

Charlotte: hey, I saw you tobied that tweet.
Eva: yeah, there was a typo in it so I had to delete it.

by emma isabelle February 7, 2015