Touie
Touie by keiththesun March 12, 2021
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Touie
“Y-you commoners would never know what it’s like to be a touie. I-I’m not like the rest. Oh no. They’re coming. The w-wicked eye.”
Touie by dhar mann fam July 25, 2021
touie
person 1: i’m a blouie
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:
touie by hottest louis January 14, 2023
touie
person 1: i’m a blouie
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:
person 2: oh i’m a touie
person 1: what’s that
person 2: *removes sunglasses sexily*
person 1:
touie by hottest louis January 14, 2023
Meeting Tourettes
When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.
Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off
Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014
Sneezing Tourettes
My mom grounded me after I shouted "fuck" while I sneezed; she just doesn't know what it's like to have sneezing tourettes.
Sneezing Tourettes by ASUcrew January 29, 2012
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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