by Tuna Fish Riot May 15, 2005
Get the Touchie Touchie mug.The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.
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A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.
Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!
by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007
Get the touchin' cotton mug.Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.
Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.
by anailuJ October 4, 2006
Get the Touché. mug.Used to denote situations or questions which are found to be impossible to accomplish or extremely difficult to answer. Sometimes used sarcastically (see sarcasm ) toughie means "tough one." Or "hard."
by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008
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Get the Touche my dinker mug.You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?
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