Touchie Touchie 

An expression used when one touches the danger zones of another person.

What???? You're a man? *touchie touchie*

Touchie Touchie by Tuna Fish Riot May 15, 2005

face touchie 

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.

"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."

face touchie by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

touchin' cotton 

A phrase used to describe that awkward moment when you have to dump so bad that the poop has actually exited your anus and is toucing your tighty whitey Hanes cotton underwear.

Andy: Hey Floyd, you gotta pull over. I have to take a dump.
Floyd: Can't you wait 10 more minutes!! We're almost there.
Andy: No Floyd, I can't wait!! I'm touchin' cotton!!!

touchin' cotton by Twist Weeblow August 26, 2007

Touché. 

Other persons better thinking just verbally slapped you. Used sarcastically to indicate that one is unable to argue against another's absurd logic, or a witty point.

Bart: I want to go with you, Dad.
Homer: Don’t you have school?
Bart: Don’t you have work?
Homer: Ah, Touché.

Touché. by anailuJ October 4, 2006

Toughie 

Used to denote situations or questions which are found to be impossible to accomplish or extremely difficult to answer. Sometimes used sarcastically (see sarcasm ) toughie means "tough one." Or "hard."

Ed: Hey Mike...you think I could borrow $500.

Mike: Hmm...that's a toughie...

Toughie by urbanr0cker May 11, 2008

Touche my dinker 

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

Touche my dinker by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

mustn't touchit 

genitalia; male or female

You should name your headboard Chris brown because your wall had the shit beat out of it last night, how's your mustn't touchit this morning?

mustn't touchit by nocockblockers July 20, 2009