Totowa 

Douchey town between Paterson, and Little Falls where most people are either Republicans or Racist Republicans. The local police usual have nothing to do but harass people in the vicinity of the best restaurant in the entire town, Qwik-chek, and the only decent place to hang out is a cemetery. Also known as Haledon's retarded redheaded step sister.

I didn't know there was a place that could actually make Haledon look good, then I arrived in Totowa.

Totowa by The Green Commie August 7, 2009

totowa 

Gully ass town in north Jersey. Herbs hate Totowa, only cuz they dont fit in. We gets bi-zee.

Jcrew prolly wishes he lived in Totowa, but can't, for fear of getting beat down.

totowa by young shottie July 22, 2008

totowa 

totowa is a shitty ass town in NJ where white kids think they are tough but in reality they suck each others dick for a living. The athletes have the biggest egos. It is also filled with rich white girls that are hoes. I don’t recommend going there, they’ll turn you gay. Especially the boys they think they are from paterson but will let a gay nigga slap them.

Totowa is a shitty ass town

totowa by remixisning January 9, 2024

Totowa Trickster 

Convicted North Jersey GOP Chairman who was warmly recieved by his friend the Meathead after leaving jail. More appropriate for 1960's Birmingham in ideology than 21st Century Paterson.

"The Totowa Trickster would do anything for a bribe!"

Totowa Trickster by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005

totona 

A familiar Venezuelan word to describe a vagina, most commonly used by children.

"Le he visto la totona a María"

totona by Butters May 5, 2005

totwaffle 

Noun: The end product when cooking tater tots in a waffle iron. May also be used as a mild insult or curse word.

"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"

"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"

"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"

totwaffle by TLPH June 3, 2014

rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay

Attention: the I in pIpugeregaharangeha is always capitalized.

Rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay is a Nepalese woman, who married Wilhelm I of Prussia and Nguyễn Văn Tèo.

As Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay's great great grandfather, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, as he is the sister of Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay.

By the way, she loves cooking but has an eating disorder, she only eats food when other people spit on her food. Nobody knows why. Some believed that she suffered a curse. It still remains a mystery till this day.

Maybe why don't you donate some spits to her, it was believed that she died due to "lack of saliva". You just need to shove a handful amount of saliva to her mouth, and it will "boot her up" alive.

If you want to revive your lost one who suffer this curse like Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay did, then donate some spits!

rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay by hund11111 December 24, 2022