Douchey town between Paterson, and Little Falls where most people are either Republicans or Racist Republicans. The local police usual have nothing to do but harass people in the vicinity of the best restaurant in the entire town, Qwik-chek, and the only decent place to hang out is a cemetery. Also known as Haledon's retarded redheaded step sister.
I didn't know there was a place that could actually make Haledon look good, then I arrived in Totowa.
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totowa is a shitty ass town in NJ where white kids think they are tough but in reality they suck each others dick for a living. The athletes have the biggest egos. It is also filled with rich white girls that are hoes. I don’t recommend going there, they’ll turn you gay. Especially the boys they think they are from paterson but will let a gay nigga slap them.
Totowa is a shitty ass town
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"Oh man, this totwaffle is delicious! From now on I cook everything in a waffle iron!"
"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"
"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"
"Sit down and shut up you silly totwaffle!"
"Oh, totwaffles! I broke another nail!"
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Rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay is a Nepalese woman, who married Wilhelm I of Prussia and Nguyễn Văn Tèo.
As Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay's great great grandfather, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, as he is the sister of Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay.
By the way, she loves cooking but has an eating disorder, she only eats food when other people spit on her food. Nobody knows why. Some believed that she suffered a curse. It still remains a mystery till this day.
Maybe why don't you donate some spits to her, it was believed that she died due to "lack of saliva". You just need to shove a handful amount of saliva to her mouth, and it will "boot her up" alive.
Rungee yamagaha totomagaha seseyampi pIpugeregaharangeha yamtee ramgay is a Nepalese woman, who married Wilhelm I of Prussia and Nguyễn Văn Tèo.
As Rungaha Remagaha Woraha Teleha Etoyamtee Ramgay's great great grandfather, Haranga Hatama Mango Yamtee Ramgay, as he is the sister of Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay.
By the way, she loves cooking but has an eating disorder, she only eats food when other people spit on her food. Nobody knows why. Some believed that she suffered a curse. It still remains a mystery till this day.
Maybe why don't you donate some spits to her, it was believed that she died due to "lack of saliva". You just need to shove a handful amount of saliva to her mouth, and it will "boot her up" alive.
If you want to revive your lost one who suffer this curse like Rungee Yamagaha Totomagaha Seseyampi PIpugeregaharangeha Yamtee Ramgay did, then donate some spits!
by hund11111 December 24, 2022
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