Totowa

Douchey town between Paterson, and Little Falls where most people are either Republicans or Racist Republicans. The local police usual have nothing to do but harass people in the vicinity of the best restaurant in the entire town, Qwik-chek, and the only decent place to hang out is a cemetery. Also known as Haledon's retarded redheaded step sister.

I didn't know there was a place that could actually make Haledon look good, then I arrived in Totowa.

by The Green Commie August 7, 2009

totowa

Gully ass town in north Jersey. Herbs hate Totowa, only cuz they dont fit in. We gets bi-zee.

Jcrew prolly wishes he lived in Totowa, but can't, for fear of getting beat down.

by young shottie March 13, 2006

Totowa Trickster

Convicted North Jersey GOP Chairman who was warmly recieved by his friend the Meathead after leaving jail. More appropriate for 1960's Birmingham in ideology than 21st Century Paterson.

"The Totowa Trickster would do anything for a bribe!"

by Sharpe J. February 8, 2005