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An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.
"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."
totez by donotello August 7, 2008
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The best greninja main in Ohio.
Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!
Tortlez by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021

totez ma goatz 

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.
Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

Totezilla 

A scottish terrier that is frickin' huge. It is for Scotties what Godzilla is for lizards. It's 'tote' referencing Toto the famous Scottish Terrier from the Wizard of Oz.
Dude look, it's a freaking Totezilla
Totezilla by individualite August 11, 2010

totez mah goatz 

"Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.
Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.
totez mah goatz by Not Kirsten February 6, 2013

Sudeep Totley 

Sudeep Totley very dickhead person. Always hungry selling drugs his passion. Doesn’t matter who or what just sleeps around with any type of girls.
Sudeep Totley
Sudeep Totley by Sudeep Totley November 22, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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