Totlez 

When a man or woman is very weary and can defeat anything in it's path.

Hercules was very totlez when he found Medusa.

Totlez by Thomas Oxford Tyrant Lar Eli Z June 17, 2018

totez 

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

totez by donotello August 7, 2008

Tortlez 

The best greninja main in Ohio.

Watch Tortlez, he'll get you with that down B!

Tortlez by BurntBoi885 August 29, 2021

totez ma goatz 

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.

Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz

totez ma goatz by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011

Totezilla 

A scottish terrier that is frickin' huge. It is for Scotties what Godzilla is for lizards. It's 'tote' referencing Toto the famous Scottish Terrier from the Wizard of Oz.

Dude look, it's a freaking Totezilla

Totezilla by individualite August 11, 2010

totez mah goatz 

"Totez mah goatz" is a commonly used phrase among the teens of Amurica. It means that you are in agreement with what the other person said. Trust me, you should say it any time you get the chance, it's definitely A THING.

Ellie: Do like Kirsten?
Mariah: Totez mah goatz! She is the coolest thing since sliced bread!
Cynthia: I agree.

totez mah goatz by Not Kirsten February 6, 2013

Sudeep Totley 

Sudeep Totley very dickhead person. Always hungry selling drugs his passion. Doesn’t matter who or what just sleeps around with any type of girls.

Sudeep Totley

Sudeep Totley by Sudeep Totley November 22, 2021