Definitions by donotello

totez 

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

totez by donotello August 7, 2008

gimme dem 

When someone says something profoundly stupid with the intention of getting a response, only to have the reaction fall short. That is when you simply reply, "Gimme Dem."

Tyler: "Yo dude I stuck two fingers in and she was like SHIBBY!! haha too bad it was only her butt, right?"

Everyone, after a moment of silence: "GIMME DEM!"

gimme dem by donotello August 5, 2008

shittles 

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

shittles by donotello August 5, 2008

Fuckles 

Contrary to popular belief, Fuckles is a term used to describe sudden and serious exclamation.

"FUCKLES, she just dumped me. Whore."

"Oh fuckles, did you forget to put the fire out in the field?"

"FUCKLES! My parents are going to find that dead body under my bed if I don't clean by tomorrow!"

Fuckles by donotello August 5, 2008

shittlefuckskeetskeet 

Shittlefuckskeetskeet is a combination word comprised of three terms. Shittles, Fuckles, and Skeet Skeet. All of which may have sexual connotation when used separately, but when combined form the ultimate exclamation. When using the word, no other word is needed in the sentence, because everyone will know the level of seriousness that requires such a term.

The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.

"Shittlefuckskeetskeet!"

shittlefuckskeetskeet by donotello August 5, 2008

mouthshitz 

The act of shitting in ones mouth.

Holy shit, Amie came over with her mustache and ate all my uncrustables, she's totez getting mouthshitz.

mouthshitz by donotello August 4, 2008

Gorilla Bear 

A hairy person who looks like a mixture between a gorilla, and a bear. Often moody, and bitchy.

Man, That gorilla bear stole my lunch again!

Who?

Amie! She gets mad at everything. She's a fuckin' gorilla bear.

Gorilla Bear by donotello September 14, 2005