donotello's definitions

Nerp!

A term used to describe surprise, boredom, or fascination.

Julia screamed "Nerp!" when Erick put his finger in the wrong hole.

by donotello September 7, 2005

shittles

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

by donotello August 5, 2008

mouthshitz

The act of shitting in ones mouth.

Holy shit, Amie came over with her mustache and ate all my uncrustables, she's totez getting mouthshitz.

by donotello August 4, 2008

gimme dem

When someone says something profoundly stupid with the intention of getting a response, only to have the reaction fall short. That is when you simply reply, "Gimme Dem."

Tyler: "Yo dude I stuck two fingers in and she was like SHIBBY!! haha too bad it was only her butt, right?"

Everyone, after a moment of silence: "GIMME DEM!"

by donotello August 5, 2008

Gorilla Bear

A hairy person who looks like a mixture between a gorilla, and a bear. Often moody, and bitchy.

Man, That gorilla bear stole my lunch again!

Who?

Amie! She gets mad at everything. She's a fuckin' gorilla bear.

by donotello September 14, 2005

totez

An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.

"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."

by donotello August 7, 2008

Fuckles

Contrary to popular belief, Fuckles is a term used to describe sudden and serious exclamation.

"FUCKLES, she just dumped me. Whore."

"Oh fuckles, did you forget to put the fire out in the field?"

"FUCKLES! My parents are going to find that dead body under my bed if I don't clean by tomorrow!"

by donotello August 5, 2008