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An abbreviation for "totally." Used specifically by people who are cooler than the normal "totally" users.
"You are totez retarded"
"I totez just gave that dude a blumpkin"
"totez mouthshitz for whoever just farted."
by donotello July 12, 2008
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Totez   toht-z
1. wholly; entirely; completely.
2. Slang for totally

Originates out of Reed college in Portland, Oregon
I was totez tripping balls last night.
I totez banged your mom.
by Avoid_the_Noid September 16, 2010
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