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hey u going toting?
huh?
oh, nah, too old
toting by BAZAM November 19, 2007

Toting/Tote 

'Tote' is a common Slang used by teenagers in Nation of Trinidad and Tobago. 1)'Tote' means when some one is heartbroken or sad and making ithat feeling bring them down (Depression). 2) 'Tote' also means when someone gets or feels offended and they take it to heart. 3) 'Tote' Basically means (Butthurt).
Jason is Toting/Tote since he heard that his girlfriend was cheating on him.

He was Toting/Tote after jack told him he was dumb and useless.
Toting/Tote by BL4DED4NC3R December 2, 2018

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.
Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job
toting the mail by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

pistol toting 

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.
“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”
pistol toting by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

triple-toting mama-muncher 

A man who has screwed your mom three times.
Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

Lit-Toting 

1. Lit-Toting refers to the act of translating the films, sports, and recreation, love and care, hatred and spite, creativity and destruction, valorization and vilification, in short, the totality of human life and existence, through the acts of writing. Although it began as a conscious movement started by a young visionary and a literary intellectual who grew up in Sanskritic-Semitic neighborhood in the conducive climes of the Gangetic Rishikesh, India, it is now touted to be The Next Big thing in the mode of information reception.

Although it began as a conscious moment, it presages fortuitous prognostications for its overall reach and impact in the coming years.

2. Lit-Toting is the act of mentally translating a social process or social creation into texts, digital or otherwise, lending it the touch of permanence which digital content miserably lacks. It was created by a pompous intellectual from Rishikesh, India on 7th May, 2019.

3. The act of writing about your memories, diaries, and heartfelt opinions after watching an emotional or intellectually stimulating movie. It has its precedents in Doctor Freud's "sublimation", and the Digital Minimalism fad of The Summer of 2019.
1. Random-Overbearing-Mommy-in-The-Background: What have you been doing all this while? All I see is a bright computer scene: Netflix, and Chill, much?

Intellectual-Wannabe-Son: No mommy dearest, I've been penning down notes from "Angels in America" to Kushnerize Rishikesh!

2. Random Girl (to her classmate): "Have you been watching this movie for Mrs. Goldberg's Mill on The Floss classes?

Litotes Website Fangirl: "No shit! I have been Lit-toting Titanic movie to avoid crying over Leo's death"

3. Annoying Paparazzi (collectively bad-mouthing Taylor Swift after "Me!"): "So, Taylor, is "Me!", your version of deflecting the attention from MeToo?"

Taylor Swift (covers her mouth of the bad-breath of the camera-rabblement): "No bitch, I am Lit-Toting my way to success - transforming lives by converting my feeling and emotions into songs that are cathartic"
Lit-Toting by ScholarWarrior May 8, 2019
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