Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Poeticsirr

Exmuthafuckinxactly

When two people see things from the same point of view and agree.

Man Rod be cockblocking telling the females at work lies about all of the men, so they won't talk to them.

Male Co worker: Exmuthafuckinxactly!!!!

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.

Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.

When one is insinuating that he would love to have sex with an attractive woman.

Meat In Greens

Damn man she fine as hell, I'd love to put some meat in her greens.

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job