Definitions by Poeticsirr

Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.

Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.

Constipated Clock by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

Distant Crush

Distant Crush
When one has a crush on someone that they don't a day to day interaction with. Usually someone they follow on social media.

Man look at Cindy looking so beautiful, she's my distant crush.

Distant Crush by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

meat in greens

When one is insinuating that he would love to have sex with an attractive woman.

Meat In Greens

Damn man she fine as hell, I'd love to put some meat in her greens.

meat in greens by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

toting the mail by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023