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A catchy yet awful song that you just cant't get outta ur head, even after hearing it played just once.

"This song really gets on my nerves and still...!...this is fuckin tortune"
tortune by its_aks November 11, 2005
Words you can keep
The last song that you have heard which is spontaneously and annoyingly playing in your head: LAST SONG SYNDROME
n. tortune
vb.tortune, -ed, have --ed.
Samson Playing
B1: Man that song's great...
B2: No. It gives me LSS.
B1: LSS is out man...You are tortuned by it...
Tortune by Hotnail kickers August 8, 2009
When the Dr. McGillicuddy’s last word on the bottom of the bottle looks like a T instead of an F
Fuck u Aaron it says Tortune
Tortune by Randythechickenman October 19, 2019

Torture Ball 

The Sun.
I really didn’t want to go out until night.I can’t stand the Torture Ball.

Torture Dance 

The single-handed best dance in the history of za warudo

(Comes from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure)
Narancia: Now that we caught the enemy lets do the torture dance!
Mista and Fugo: YEAH
*PROCEEDS TO DO DANCE*
Zucchero: God please save me
Torture Dance by Sumoman435 October 6, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and ball torture (CBT), penis torture or dick torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking. The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
My doctor performed cock and ball torture on me to test my genital resilience.

Cock and Ball Torture 

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.
Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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