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Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.
John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.
Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

Cape Tormentine 

A nearly abandoned town on the Atlantic Coast. Prior to the opening of the Confederation Bridge to PEI it was a booming town due to the ferry service running to PEI which provided many jobs for the people and helped its economy. When the bridge was finished and opened in 1997 the ferry service was shut down and over 600 people lost their jobs as a result. Faced with no jobs most people were forced to leave the town and find employment elsewhere. Most of the ferry terminal and wharf structures were dismantled as well as most of the buildings in the town except for a few which are slowly decaying. It is essentially a ghost town now except for the last holdouts,fishermen and a crumbling wharf and a few buildings left to tell of what once was.
I went to Cape Tormentine it was deadly still and I did not see a single soul while I was there.
Cape Tormentine by bubbzzzz February 12, 2010

Tormexting 

The act of continuously tormenting someone via text message
Tacy: I will be doing some drunken tormexting tonight

Wayne: I pissed off Tracy and she won't stop tormexting me
Tormexting by metalmulisha909 December 11, 2010

tormentous

causing torment or torture
The lecture was so boring; it was tormentous.

torrenting 

The act of downloading and/or seeding torrents, torrent files, or the contents of torrent files.
1. When I was torrenting, the RIAA sent me a letter to stop torrenting.

2. When I am torrenting, my router crashes.

3. I use a lot of bandwidth torrenting.

4. My ISP sued me for torrenting.

5. Torrenting is easy to do.
torrenting by Neon97 May 5, 2008

tirention 

A word describing a conversation in which one person isn't paying attention through tiredness.

Verb - To tirente
"I'm gonna go throw myself off a cliff"
"Thats nice, send me a postcard"
"You are in tirention aren't you?"
"Just a bit"
tirention by "Jonesy" February 12, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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