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Toilexting

Texting someone who is sitting on a toilet, from a toilet. Toilet to toilet texting, usually taking place while both party's are engaged in a bowel movement.
Dude #1: "Dude, are you texting me while your taking a shit?
Dude #2: "Yeah!"
Dude #1: "That's crazy, I'm texting you from the toilet too!"
Dude #2: "Dude, were totally Toilexting right now!"
Toilexting by Fuddles McBucket March 27, 2010

Cape Tormentine 

A nearly abandoned town on the Atlantic Coast. Prior to the opening of the Confederation Bridge to PEI it was a booming town due to the ferry service running to PEI which provided many jobs for the people and helped its economy. When the bridge was finished and opened in 1997 the ferry service was shut down and over 600 people lost their jobs as a result. Faced with no jobs most people were forced to leave the town and find employment elsewhere. Most of the ferry terminal and wharf structures were dismantled as well as most of the buildings in the town except for a few which are slowly decaying. It is essentially a ghost town now except for the last holdouts,fishermen and a crumbling wharf and a few buildings left to tell of what once was.
I went to Cape Tormentine it was deadly still and I did not see a single soul while I was there.
Cape Tormentine by bubbzzzz February 12, 2010

torrenting 

The act of downloading and/or seeding torrents, torrent files, or the contents of torrent files.
1. When I was torrenting, the RIAA sent me a letter to stop torrenting.

2. When I am torrenting, my router crashes.

3. I use a lot of bandwidth torrenting.

4. My ISP sued me for torrenting.

5. Torrenting is easy to do.
torrenting by Neon97 May 5, 2008

Threxting 

Gerund
The action of threatening someone via text message. The impact of the treat is often muted due to the medium of its transmission.
John refused to respond to Ted's threxting, because he felt Ted was just talking shit.
Threxting by TwinSteelHero September 11, 2011

tourexting 

Excessive use of offensive words in text messages
Example of tourexting "Are you f**king well coming the f**k around sh**head or what? d**k" - sent as a text message
tourexting by greypix October 1, 2012

Tourrexting 

"Hey, how was your PISS!! day?" is an example of Tourrexting.
Tourrexting by Xandrellas June 11, 2011