Torkles

It's a bitch-ass way to say turtles

Alice's demand for torkles per month is given by q=10-2p, and Hector's demand for torkles per month is given by q=9-3p

by damn i hate this class October 25, 2008

torkelson

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.

Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!

by Dizz1e May 12, 2018

Tortless

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote

“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”

by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022

Torkle

The act of males to masturbate on a Biscuit the last one of masturbate must eat the biscuit

Synonym: soggy biscuit

My cousin and i torkled in the living room.

by Torkle5 January 27, 2009

Torklsk Volkigg

It is a jester that wanders on the internet. He can be seen on ASMR videos making puns or just commenting them.

¨Did you see Torklsk Volkigg's pun on that video?¨

by Torklsk Volkigg December 11, 2017

tortleschnorttle

The face ur homie makes when u offer up the good succ

Riley’s face turned tortleschnorttle when jordan offered to get on his knees for him.

by doodleslop January 25, 2018

Tockles

Self-Made descovery.
The knuckles for your toes.
Being able to crack your toes but not your knuckles is called Tocklitis.
There is not cure.

“I am sorry. You have Tocklitis. But that is fine there are few side affects, including being bullied and called a whimp. Just try not to crack your Tockles too much.”

by RoyalBS October 5, 2018