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torkelson 

When a wife milks her husband’s prostate to the point of ejaculation.
Hey Meesh let’s Torkelson tonight!
torkelson by Dizz1e May 12, 2018
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Tortless 

The absence of tort; a commonly misheard phrase during a Goku quote
“you ruthless, tortless, bastard!”
Tortless by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022
The act of males to masturbate on a Biscuit the last one of masturbate must eat the biscuit

Synonym: soggy biscuit
My cousin and i torkled in the living room.
Torkle by Torkle5 January 27, 2009

Torklsk Volkigg 

It is a jester that wanders on the internet. He can be seen on ASMR videos making puns or just commenting them.
¨Did you see Torklsk Volkigg's pun on that video?¨
Torklsk Volkigg by Torklsk Volkigg December 11, 2017

tortleschnorttle 

The face ur homie makes when u offer up the good succ
Riley’s face turned tortleschnorttle when jordan offered to get on his knees for him.
tortleschnorttle by doodleslop January 25, 2018
Self-Made descovery.
The knuckles for your toes.
Being able to crack your toes but not your knuckles is called Tocklitis.
There is not cure.
“I am sorry. You have Tocklitis. But that is fine there are few side affects, including being bullied and called a whimp. Just try not to crack your Tockles too much.”
Tockles by RoyalBS October 5, 2018
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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